We had been waiting for months for the weather to cooperate enough for us to go climbing again. It was a beautiful weekend and we headed to Joshua Tree. Unfortunately, it was one of the only things that was working out.We headed to Split Rocks in Joshua Tree. Our first climb of the day was supposed to be an easy 5.4 climb called Nectar to get us warmed up. The kids were supposed to practice leading.
Christian went first to check out the route. It was a little more difficult than we expected but not anything that we couldn't handle.
Emily had a couple of stalls, but was able to lead the route without too much trouble.
I ended up just top roping the route after I saw that it wasn't that easy for Emily. I got a T-DaP booster and flu shot the day before and my left arm was pretty sore.
Caitlyn was given the choice of how she wanted to climb as well since we have not climbed in a while and this would be her limit for leading. She chose to just top rope the route as well.
Unfortunately, she froze up just a little after getting started. Emily had some trouble at the same spot but she figured it out and continued on her way. When Caitlyn freezes up, she becomes scared and unresponsive. She won't try (even though she is being held up on a top rope and is perfectly safe). She also won't come down, so she just stands there, clinging to the rock while one of us has to hold on to her rope until she decides to snap out of it. This can sometimes take an hour or more (which it did). It is very tiring and very trying to our patience.
Emily and I played around on the slab, which was part of the approach to this climb, while we waited for Caitlyn to decide what she was going to do. When Caitlyn finally started moving again, she didn't seem to have any trouble getting up the route.
After Caitlyn finally finished the route, Christian tried to have her go up again, this time, just practicing mock leading to get her comfortable with climbing and so that she knows that she can do it without panicking. She ended up stopping at the same spot again.
By this time, two poseurs were coming up to our route. They wanted to use the rope Emily and I were playing on to climb up. Since they looked like a couple of drunk, possibly stoned, jerks, we did not want to be liable for any part of them hurting themselves and so, refused them the use of our old fraying rope. We figured that if they could not even get up to the start of the climb, they had no business being on the rock anyway.
I told Christian to just make Caitlyn come down so that he could climb his route. She finally came back down but Christian was pretty irritated and decided to leave. After some time of placing and pulling on their gear, the idiot poseurs finally made it up about this same time and talked a bunch of smack about climbing the hard routes that were up there.
We decided to leave and the idiots started blasting their music as they sat there "contemplating" their climb. Caitlyn and I got cleaned up to rappel down while Christian and Emily climbed around a bit in the back side of the rock.
After we got back down, the two obnoxious poseurs came back down too, without climbing a single thing. We kept wondering why they kept looking our way when we were rappelling down. They were essentially waiting for us to leave so that they could get back down too after they annoyed the hell out of us and finished sitting their spraying about climbs they had no intention and probably no ability to climb.
We had our dinner and called it a day. It was a less than productive day back climbing.


















